Things I Don't Find Sexy

Current mood:curious

One of my friends who was linked to me on Myspace (when I used to use it years ago, and when this was actually written, hence the updated version) asked me a rather intriguing question. She asked "What do you think is NOT sexy in a woman?".....I never really gave that much thought because most people ask the complete opposite. So I told her I would give it some thought and get back to her on that. So here is what I thought. (Waiver: these are my personal preferences and no others. No animals or people were injured in the determinations of my thoughts):

1. If you have more piercings on the other parts of your body than you would get in your ears, I just don't find that sexy. Masochistic? yes! Sexy? no! I believe in personal expression, I really do! A few is ok but turning yourself into a pin cushion? Just doesn't do it for me, sorry! Besides, that would make you a walking lightning rod, and I don't want to die that way. If God is going to strike me down, I want it to be for my own transgressions. Don't want to get to the other side and hear the words "OOPS! Sorry about that! You were holding hands"

2. Excessive amount of tattoos is really not sexy either. Tattoos are great, even considering ONE myself. I just don't see the pleasure of tattooing 50% of your body. Don't get me wrong, I know there are some people out there that think it's "cool lookin", but I am not in that crowd. Plus a strategically placed tattoo is sexy, having your throat tattooed is not.

3. Wearing extremely tight clothing that WE ALL KNOW really doesn't fit you and you purposely bought for yourself. Are you trying to convince us or yourself that you are "hot"? Please don't ask the rest of the world "do I look fat in this?" You have your friends for support and to lie to you. The rest of us will not. Now I'm not talking about general clothing, sure things fit tight on us on occasion, can't help that, you have a wardrobe that you must wear after that night of drinking and partying or "the monthly visitor drops by for a week or so". We all swell up from time to time. What I'm talking about is that you know your a size 9 and you purposely try to wear something in, say....... a size 6! Doesn't that hurt? It's gotta hurt (shaking my head)

4. I've touched on this in a past post, its gotta be excessive cussing. Are you kidding me? I agree that swearing has a place in this world. If you want to get your point across in certain situations, use it like a weapon! Stick it to them hard and dirty if you must, to get them to remember. If your conversations consists of an expletive every other word, I will begin to seriously doubt your intellect. Please pick up a dictionary and pick a word of the day if you must and then use it in a sentence. I promise you, you will make friends and influence people.

So there you go, my short list. I'm easy to please! I really have nothing against anyone who exhibits any of the above, just please don't expect me to find you sexy. Will I accept you as a person...of course! Will I want to date you? Probably not.